The Pokemon GO Conspiracy

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1. I've always wondered.. who the hell has time to stalk 500 million ppl… like seriously?

2. Yes but did anyone actually look at the fucking code?

3. But what if you do not use the AR at all? My phone can't handle it so I've never used it. How would they see anything if I wasn't using it?

4. Can we reverse engineer this game?

5. 0:52 I have seen this stock video of that girl like 100 times now. Every video that does top 10 lists uses it lmao.

6. a lot of apps ask for permission to make and manage phone calls.

7. This makes so much sense, at first i just saw it as a Mass Manipulator (stage one how to get a lot of people be the ultimate sheep and go to certain places) and even if the video isn t true they you brought them on an iea and it's going to be reality soon.
   But i think 90% is correct.

8. fuck pokemon go

9. They also use special sound waves to hijack your brain. Just listen to the games beat when youre walking

10. this makes me wonder..
    with the new pokemon games coming, one of their big features for it is its new languages they are including. Some, if not most, were languages spoke in china. They really seem to be trying to break ground over there.
    watching this definitely got me thinking..

11. So this is almost like watch dogs

12. Most people turn the camera off cus it drains the battery

13. I literally just uninstalled Pokemon GO from my mom's phone. Not gonna rob my house. Sorry.

14. HEHEEHEHEHEH i don't eaven have a phone LOL xD AND PG IS SHIT 😀 !!

15. John hanky you fucking prick. I court a pikachu with ma dick in the pic. 

16. If you think about it AR cannot function without gyroscope on your phone.. When you have other sensors that monitors rotation on your phone, like compass and gravity sensors. Why would they need gyroscope so bad ? If it was meant to look buggy as it is right now they could have just used other sensors. Compass does the job on 2D rotation, pointing your camera up and down could be perahps used with gravity sensor ? It sure sensores how is the phone rotated in the world, with really high accuracy, sluggish, but still high. What I mean is, they couldn't simply go for the typical rotation sensors, they needed even more accuracy, was it to smooth up how the pokemon 3d sprite shows on camera ? Eventually not, they still get really high accuracy to where exactly you're looking at, meaning they can get interiors with high precision

17. Why did you insert that record scratch sound at the end of Van Damme's speech? I thought that was a good punchline – check your sense of humor (cause there's something wrong with it)

18. The game isn't free… It's a freemium business model. It's got microtransactions meaning it encourages you to pay real money to gain an advantage…

19. good thing I'm not active Go player anymore. Not that I'm threatened though.

20. hi hello yes is this the schizophrenia channel

21. If they want pictures of the insides of businesses and people's homes so badly they'll have to actually provide AR that works on all devices. Virtually everyone I know who has played can't even use the AR. LOL

22. Niantic spares me because they know I'm a true fan of pokemon

23. "So Pokemon GO is not different than any other app on the internet" Fuck you I need 5 minutes of my life back then

24. I've never played nor give a fuck to even give it a try..

25. im hacking pokemon go, i also turned off the camera so jokes on them

26. This game might be more gay than Richard Simmons… Who gives a fuck?

27. I'm not a criminal so i don't give a fuck.

28. Hilarious!

29. Are whatsapp, Viber and skype also monitored by the government? Please do a video on this! I'm more concerned of skype, something always seems weird about it .

30. was not expecting to see this game up on here :p

31. Pokemon Go: illuminati confirmed.

32. Another reason why ill never play

33. Polyswaag?

34. i fucked every one of these bitches

35. Just don't allow the app to access your camera. Turn off AR. Problem solved.

36. Isn't that violating the LAW freedom of privacy?!…Freedom….The one thing Americans have forgotten.? This is coming from a 15 year old.

37. Exactly what I was thinking!

38. Your video is shit dick headSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

39. just turn off the camera, it'll help your game run much better and no conspiracy bull**

40. Dickheads be like, IT'S FUN!!

41. woke people didn't play pokemon go.

42. they didnt need this app to do surveillance, if you had the phone to use the app then they could already locate, listen, and see you. but its an interesting theory though..

43. I'm pretty sure jihadis won't play Pokemon go

44. How stupid can conspiracy thorists get??? Any idea?

45. pokemon go RIP

46. Um Japan doesn't have a military, just a FYI

47. ive known this since day 1, but i also grew up on pokemon so i couldnt give a fuck less

48. Pretty obvious. GO or G.O. stands for Global Observation.