Well by now we have all heard about the Dell Organizations remember on people batteries which supposedly will catch on hearth and burn up your butt on people lap tops or essentially they will most probably burn up some thing else if they catch hearth. Now we see that Apple Computers also has the problem and has recalled some one.four million personal computers as nicely. Ouch?
Sure it is a big bummer for laptop computer manufactures, it appears all these units experienced Sony Batteries, bummer for them as well. But all this is previous news to you I can see, but in this article is the kicker. I talked to a retired NSA male or so he claimed at a neighborhood espresso shop in Brunswick, GA and he told me that the remember was pretend and it is a trick.
Well I assumed, this I have to listen to, so what is the trick? Well he said the new batteries have GPS RFID chips in them to keep track of the personal computers and so when you switch the batteries under these remembers they will know almost everywhere you go? Who is they I wondered?
In truth he said they have been the mystery NSA police and they have been performing with the aliens to keep track of individuals because all the individuals are finding plump and all set for harvest. No ponder People in america are so fat, as they have been feeding us fattening foodstuff to get them all set for the slaughter residences I assumed? Well, it appeared to me that this homeless vet, never ever worked for the NSA, but was an excellent tale teller, so I gave him a suggestion. The FBI is using the services of and in this article is $five.00 to get some a lot more alcoholic beverages and freshen up for his position interview.
Source by Lance Winslow